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A Large Poop

Your cat finds a large mound of poop. Your cat covers your cat's nose with your cat's paw to keep himself from gagging at the smell.

Safest choice

  • DestroySTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Stinky; Get parasite Fecal Hood (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
  • EatCON checkWorst: Injury (con); Gain disorder Incontinence (Fail CON roll · rare tier)
  • ExamineINT checkWorst: Gain disorder Stinky; Get parasite Fecal Mask (Fail INT roll · rare tier)

Destroy

STR check
  1. Pass STR roll · common tier

    Your cat smashes the poop, spraying it across the floor. The distinct [i]plink!, plink![/i] of coins scattering on the ground reverberates throughout the room.

    • Gain 10 coins
  2. Pass STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat pulls apart the pile and finds a large number of coins buried inside!

    • Gain 25 coins
  3. Fail STR roll · common tier

    Your cat strikes the mound and sprays excrement all over himself... The other cats jump back in horror at the stench!

  4. Fail STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat dives into the pile of poop, destroying it from the inside out! Your cat emerges a few moments later, absolutely covered in brown, smelly excrement...

Eat

CON check
  1. Pass CON roll · common tier

    Your cat bites into the soft heap... it tastes great! Your cat can't get enough of it. Your cat's eyes dart around, hungry for more poop...

  2. Pass CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat devours the poop, excrement flying everywhere as he feasts.

  3. Fail CON roll · common tier

    Your cat takes a large bite of the feces. Your cat's insides begin to gurgle and twist!

  4. Fail CON roll · rare tier

    Your cat eagerly gobbles down large bites of the poop. Your cat's insides swell and groan as your cat's stomach reacts to the foul meal!

Examine

INT check
  1. Pass INT roll · common tier

    Your cat discovers that the poop has become fossilized! Your cat gingerly picks up the poop and stashes it in your cat's pocket.

    • Get a random item from poop items
  2. Pass INT roll · rare tier

    Your cat examines the heap of poop, and finds some items inside!

    • Get a random item from poop items
    • Get a random item from chapter
  3. Fail INT roll · common tier

    Your cat bets there is something valuable hiding inside the poop and makes it your cat's mission to dig through every last brown log!

  4. Fail INT roll · rare tier

    Your cat believes your cat sees something inside the poop and leaps into the pile, desperately searching for valuables! Hopefully that was at least a valuable lesson.

Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.