Your cat finds a bunch of trash bags. They look full!
Safest choice
EatCON checkWorst: Gain a disorder: one of Dysentery, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Infestation, Eating Disorder, Gastritis, Pica, Crohn's Disease (Fail CON roll · common tier)
OpenLCK checkWorst: Get parasite Sludge Hat; Get parasite Sludge Mask; Get parasite Sludge Necklace (Fail LCK roll · rare tier)
AttackSTR checkWorst: Take 2 damage; Next fight spawns 1 × ChumBag (Fail STR roll · common tier)
Eat
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat rips the bags open and devours anything that looks remotely edible. In one of the bags your cat finds a weird foot.
Heal 5
Get a random item from flesh items
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat gobbles up leftover food within the bags. Tasty!
Permanent stats: +1 CON
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat feverishly devours whatever trash is in the bags, and your cat's stomach starts cramping.
Something your cat ate doesn't sit well with your cat...
Gain a disorder: one of Dysentery, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Infestation, Eating Disorder, Gastritis, Pica, Crohn's Disease
Fail CON roll · rare tier
Your cat digs through the trash bags eating random scraps of spoiled meat.
Part-way through your cat feels an overwhelming revulsion towards what your cat is doing...
Your cat attacks one of the bags, but it burts open and a garbage monster attacks your cat!
Take 2 damage
Next fight spawns 1 × ChumBag
Fail STR roll · rare tier
Your cat hits one of the bags, but it wasn't trash!
A giant chummy emerges from the thin plastic and strikes your cat!
Injury (random)
Next fight spawns 2 × ChumBag
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.