[i]"Well, yeah. No crap! Makeup IS better than an old book…
Here's some lip gloss."[/i]
Permanent stats: +1 CHA
Rare tier
[i]"And you know what's even better than makeup? Lip injections!
Here, hold still…"[/i]
Permanent stats: +2 CHA
Some Old Book
No roll
Common tier
[i]"Well, then go read you uggo library lady!"[/i]
Permanent stats: +1 INT
Rare tier
[i]"Well, I sure hope it's a book about how to fix that jacked up mug of yours, sister…"[/i]
Permanent stats: +2 INT
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.