Pull leverNo rollWorst: Gain a disorder from all disorders; Gain a disorder from all disorders (Rare tier)
Push buttons
No roll
Common tier
Your cat pushes some of the buttons!
An energy beam fires at your cat, mutating your cat's body!
Mutate 1 random part
Rare tier
Your cat reaches up and presses the buttons...
A blinding hot laser beams down on your cat and your cat's body mutates!
Mutate 2 random parts
Common tier
Your cat presses a button on the console...
The machine emits a devastating beam that cuts into your cat!
Injury (random)
Rare tier
Your cat smashes buttons on the machine until something happens...
A giant laser beam slices through your cat's flesh!
Injury (random)
Injury (random)
Pull lever
No roll
Common tier
Your cat yanks the lever down.
A glowing beam washes over your cat and your cat feels... different!
Learn ability Any Unlocked
Rare tier
Your cat bravely pulls the lever on the device.
A powerful beam of light washes over your cat, awakening new knowledge deep in your cat's mind!
Learn passive Any Unlocked
Common tier
Your cat pulls the lever and is immediately struck with a sickening ray, blasting from an arm of the device above your cat!
Gain a disorder from all disorders
Rare tier
Your cat yanks down the lever...
A purple cloud of toxic smoke streams down from the device, choking your cat in foul fumes!
Gain a disorder from all disorders
Gain a disorder from all disorders
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.