Your cat comes across a mummified corpse.
The body is dried and hardened, frozen in time in the tragic pose of its final moment.
Safest choice
DestroySTR checkWorst: Get a random parasite from parasites (Fail STR roll · rare tier)
ExamineINT checkWorst: Starts a fight (events/chupacabra.lvl) (Pass INT roll · rare tier)
LootDEX checkWorst: Gain disorder Anxiety (Fail DEX roll · rare tier)
Destroy
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat tears into the fragile body, crumbling the bones and dry skin to dust.
Your cat feels very strong!
Next fight: temp strength up
Pass STR roll · rare tier
Your cat mercilessly pulls the mummified body apart.
Your cat purrs as your cat's demonstration of strength impresses the others!
Permanent stats: +1 STR
Fail STR roll · common tier
Your cat pulls at the body but it is hard as rock and your cat is unable to break it.
How embarrassing! Your cat lags behind to lick your cat's ego.
Next fight: stun
Fail STR roll · rare tier
Your cat tears the corpse apart, and a swarm of fleas bursts out, biting your cat all over!
Get a random parasite from parasites
Examine
INT check
Pass INT roll · common tier
Your cat looks closely at the body...
There are holes in its neck and the skin is chalk white as if all the blood was drained from the body.
What a horrifying way to go... Your cat shudders at the thought!
Nothing else happens.
Pass INT roll · rare tier
Your cat senses a creature lurking in the dark nearby...
Your cat leads the party in an ambush!
Starts a fight (events/chupacabra.lvl)
Fail INT roll · common tier
Your cat tries to pry into the fossilized remains but cuts himself on the hard exterior.
Take 2 damage
Fail INT roll · rare tier
Your cat's fur stands up on end as your cat senses something quietly entering the room...
Your cat turns to see the creature standing right behind your cat!
Starts a fight (events/chupacabra.lvl)
Loot
DEX check
Pass DEX roll · common tier
Lumps of mummified flesh tumble away from the corpse as your cat digs into it looking for treasure.
Get a random item from deadcat equipment
Pass DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat examines the body and notices it is clutching something...
Get a random item from chapter_rare
Fail DEX roll · common tier
As your cat is attempting to loot the corpse, it rolls oddly almost like it is alive and your cat leaps in fright!
Next fight: fear (3)
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
As your cat is looking around the body for something useful, your cat catches its eye and could swear it winks at your cat.
Your cat cannot shake that image from your cat's mind.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.