Your cat sees something ahead. At first your cat is unable to distinguish the strange lump hanging loosely from the ceiling.
Your cat's ears go back and your cat's eyes grow wide as your cat realizes it is the skin of a human head, dry and boneless...
Safest choice
EatCON checkWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Fail CON roll · rare tier)
ExamineINT checkWorst: Gain a disorder from mental disorders (Fail INT roll · rare tier)
LootDEX checkNo bad outcomes
Eat
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat tugs at the loose skin with your cat's teeth, pulling chunks off and eating them. Tasty!
Heal 5
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat twitches as your cat chews on the dry skin. Your cat feels a terrible itching sensation in your cat's head as your cat's eyes mutate and become round!
Gain mutations: eyes 702
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat bites into the leathery skin. It is chewy and tastes weird. Your cat feels your cat's stomach begin to turn...
Next fight: poison
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat bites into the leathery skin. It is chewy and tastes weird. Your cat feels your cat's stomach begin to turn...
Next fight: poison (2)
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat bites into the leathery skin. It is chewy and tastes weird. Your cat feels your cat's stomach begin to turn...
Next fight: poison (3)
Fail CON roll · common tier
Your cat bites into the leathery skin. It is chewy and tastes weird. Your cat feels your cat's stomach begin to turn...
Next fight: poison (4)
Fail CON roll · rare tier
Your cat chews on the tough skin. Your cat's eyes glaze over and your cat starts shaking uncontrollably!
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Examine
INT check
Pass INT roll · common tier
Your cat examines the loose flaps of skin. Looking into the... mouth?
Your cat sees something hidden there...
Get a random item from consumables
Pass INT roll · rare tier
Your cat sticks your cat's head inside the strange head, looking for anything within.
Before your cat can react, the leathery husk falls on your cat!
Gain mutations: ears 310
Fail INT roll · common tier
Even though it has no eyes, your cat feels as if it is staring right at your cat...
A shudder runs down your cat's spine and your cat's hair stands on end.
Next fight, enemies: fear
Fail INT roll · rare tier
Your cat stares at the ghastly head...
Your cat blinks and shudders. How long has your cat been sitting here staring at it?
Your cat turns away, but when your cat closes your cat's eyes, the face is still haunting your cat.
Gain a disorder from mental disorders
Loot
DEX check
Pass DEX roll · common tier
Your cat walks around the strange husk but doesn't see anything worth taking.
Nothing else happens.
Pass DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat notices that the eyebrows on the head seem intact. Your cat tears the eyebrows off and wears them!
Gain mutations: eyebrows 440
Fail DEX roll · common tier
Your cat tugs at the skin, trying to find something useful to do with it, but is disappointed.
Nothing else happens.
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat pulls at the skin, and a large hunk tears off.
Your cat tries to eat it, but as your cat swallows the tough leather, your cat chokes!
Permanent stats: -1 CON
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.