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Cats in Heat

Your cat stumbles upon a cat party! What should your cat do?

Safest choice

  • Sneak byDEX checkWorst: Whole party takes 3–6 damage (Fail DEX roll · common tier)
  • Join inCHA checkWorst: Get a random parasite from parasites; Gain a disorder from diseases (Fail CHA roll · rare tier · depends on your run)
  • FightSTR checkWorst: Injury (con); Gain a disorder from diseases (Fail STR roll · rare tier · depends on your run)

Sneak by

DEX check
  1. Pass DEX roll

    Your cat slowly backs away, hoping to not draw any unwanted attention!

    Nothing else happens.

  2. Fail DEX roll · common tier

    The cats notice your cat trying to sneak away and are offended your cat did not at least say hello! They lash out and attack the party!

    • Whole party takes 3–6 damage
  3. Fail DEX roll · rare tier

    The cats notice your cat trying to sneak away and are offended your cat did not at least say hello! They lash out and attack the party!

    • Whole party takes 7–12 damage

Join in

CHA check
  1. Pass CHA roll · common tier

    The cats join in on the action. It has been a while since they have had this much fun!

    • Party heals 100%
  2. Pass CHA roll · rare tier

    Your cat joins in on the fun and is welcomed into the fray! As your cat gets up to leave, one of the cats follows your cat out…

    • gain cat familiar
  3. Fail CHA roll · common tier · depends on your run

    Your cat's primal urges overcome your cat's better judgment and your cat joins in on the fun! What could go wrong?

    • Gain a disorder from diseases
  4. Fail CHA roll · common tier · depends on your run

    Your cat's primal urges overcome your cat's better judgment and your cat joins in on the fun! What could go wrong?

  5. Fail CHA roll · common tier · depends on your run

    Your cat can't shake the feeling that your cat may have just kissed your cat's grandparent... Gross!

  6. Fail CHA roll · rare tier · depends on your run

    Your cat's primal urges overcome your cat's better judgment and your cat joins in on the fun! What could go wrong?

    • Get a random parasite from parasites
    • Gain a disorder from diseases
  7. Fail CHA roll · rare tier · depends on your run

    Your cat's primal urges overcome your cat's better judgment and your cat joins in on the fun! What could go wrong?

  8. Fail CHA roll · rare tier · depends on your run

    The worst possible outcome has been realized... Your cat has just became your cat's own great, great, grandparent! Your cat's body is ravaged with birth defects as the time paradox catches up to your cat!

    • Mutate 10 random parts (birth defect)

Fight

STR check
  1. Pass STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
    • Gain 4–15 coins
    • Get a random item from consumables
  2. Pass STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
  3. Pass STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
    • Gain 2–5 food
  4. Pass STR roll · rare tier

    Your cat leaps into the room and viciously attacks the cats, striking them down with your cat's claws in a furious rage! When the bloodbath is over, your cat is the only one still standing.

    • Get a random item from CatHideHat or CatHideMask or CatHideArmor or GutsHeart or GutsLiver or GutsIntestines
  5. Fail STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
    • Injury (random)
  6. Fail STR roll · common tier · depends on your run
    • Take 50% damage
    • Next fight: no health regen
  7. Fail STR roll · rare tier · depends on your run

    Your cat tries to take the cats by surprise but is quickly outnumbered and the cats mercilessly subdue your cat!

    • Injury (con)
    • Gain a disorder from diseases
  8. Fail STR roll · rare tier · depends on your run

    The party realizes in horror that your cat has just slain your cat's own grandfather! Your cat feels your cat's existence fading from reality...

Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.