Your cat discovers a strange bottle with a Viper label on it.
Your cat thinks it might be some kind of booze..?
Safest choice
DrinkCON checkNo bad outcomes
LootDEX checkWorst: Take 5 damage (Fail DEX roll · common tier)
LeaveNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Drink
CON check
Pass CON roll · common tier
Your cat cautiously drinks the dark liquid. It tastes odd... but very good.
Permanent stats: +1 RANDOM
Pass CON roll · rare tier
Your cat pops off the lid and downs the strange liquid...
Your cat feels your cat's stomach bubbling and a toxic taste splashes onto your cat's tongue. Your cat feels a strong urge to spit!
Your cat picks up the bottle and cracks the lid to sniff at what might be inside.
It bursts open and acid bubbles over your cat!
Take 5 damage
Permanent stats: -1 STR
Fail DEX roll · rare tier
Your cat goes to pick up the bottle, but a venomous snake comes out of the bottle and bites your cat!
Your cat's body is wracked with pain!
Take 10 damage
Permanent stats: -1 STR, -1 SPD, -1 DEX
Leave
No roll
100%
Your cat opts to leave the bottle alone and moves on.
Nothing else happens.
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.